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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=90 BGCOLOR="#006699" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="002285a1erlcgo.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Arial" ><B>www.chapmansfriend.com</B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="default.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="www.chapmansfriend.com"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div>                                                   </div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music"><U><B>Music</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Television"><U><B>Television</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Movies"><U><B>Movies</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Traveling Man"><U><B>Traveling Man</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id7.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Our Game"><U><B>"Our Game"</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Books"><U><B>Books</B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id9.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFCC66" TEXT="#080000" background="001d2c00dkelyh.gif"> <div> <A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Traveling Man"><U>Traveling Man</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id12.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="New York Groove"><U>New York Groove</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id16.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Journal"><U>Journal</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pictures"><U>Pictures</U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Top Ten List</B></div> <div> WHY I AM GOING BACK TO NEW YORK THIS SUMMER (written before the trip)</div> <bR> <div> 10. Want to get another stamp on my passport.</div> <bR> <div> 9. K.C and the Sunshine Band, Madison Square Garden Theater, July 18!!!</div> <bR> <div> 8. Go to Columbia University, find Al Gore; slap him around for losing election he should have won.</div> <bR> <div> 7. Let's just say that after my "assignment" is completed, Mr. Bobby Valentine will "sleep with the fishes".</div> <bR> <div> 6. Not too early to begin my campaign for the next New York Senate seat.</div> <bR> <div> 5. Where else am I going to perfect my delivery of the phrases "Whaddya lookin' at?" and "Fughettaboutit"?</div> <bR> <div> 4. Once in a lifetime opportunity to understudy for Matthew Broderick in <I>The Producers</I>.</div> <bR> <div> 3. The tantalizing though distant possibility of a chance encounter with Ashleigh Banfield. (Sigh.)</div> <bR> <div> 2. Only a matter of time before Dubya sells it back to the Dutch.</div> <bR> <div> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I AM VISITING NEW YORK THIS SUMMER...</div> <bR> <div> 1. I wonder what they call a "Big New Yorker" pizza in New York City?</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>